“I’m not going to have to do any crazy shit, am I?”
“I don’t think so.” Keeley suppresses her next laugh, but she’s practically bursting at the seams.
LUKE BENNETT: The HABS
ZANE FITZPATRICK: What the actual fuck is HABS?
EASTON WILDER: Whatever is it I want out
LUKE BENNETT: Aww don’t worry, East, we won’t talk about our sex lives on this chat. I imagine that would get awkward
ZANE FITZPATRICK: Sorry, East, but that was funny
REED COOMBS: You can’t invite Mr. D’Angelo into the group and then be a dick about it. Some of us are still his players. My apologies, sir
SALVATORE: You don’t have to call me sir, Reed. I was at your bachelor party, remember?
REED COOMBS: Right. We’ve moved past that. Sorry, I get into work mode during the season
UNKNOWN: I’m just catching up. Salvatore, it’s nice to have you here. But back to an earlier question, which I’m almost afraid to ask… What’s HABS?
“Who’s this?” I ask Keeley, showing her my phone.
“That’s probably Dylan. He’s on the chat too.”
“How do you know all of this? Do you know what HABS means?”
Keeley snorts and I frown.
LUKE BENNETT: I thought it was obvious. Husbands and boyfriends of strong women
What?Keeley’s soft laughter gets louder, and I shake my head with a chuckle. I’ll endure whatever this is if it makes herthathappy.
ZANE FITZPATRICK: Wow
EASTON WILDER: How the fuck was that obvious? I’m out, guys
EASTON WILDER LEFT THE GROUP
LUKE BENNETT ADDED EASTON WILDER TO THE GROUP
LUKE BENNETT: After all these years, you’re still pulling that stunt and expecting us to just let it happen?
SALVATORE: I’m confused
“Do I really want to be a part of this?”
“Absolutely. You heard Luke. You’re one of them now.”
REED COOMBS: That feeling never goes away, Sal. When you open this chat, you never know what you’re going to get. Welcome
SALVATORE: Okay.
ZANE FITZPATRICK: HABS is growing on me
REED COOMBS: Me too
EASTON WILDER: Why are we friends?