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No! Jesus. It’s all very gooey and cute. You and Asher look freaking adorable. Calm down!
See, this is why everyone told you to stay off the internet. It will drive you crazy.
Me
Okay, good. And it’s all just acting. You know that, right?
Pres
Sure, sis.
Me
Pres
If that’s acting, you two deserve an Oscar.
Me
You and Hollis seemed pretty convincing…
Not to me, of course, since I knew they were faking it, thanks to our nosy mother. She overheard them hyping each other up on the security camera the day they came over to tell my parents they had gotten married in Vegas. She also saw them kissing, but I never quite got the full story on why they were making out in the driveway.
Pres
Uh, yeah—because we were never really faking it. We were into each other from day one. We just didn’t want to admit it.
Me
Oh.
I guess the kissing in the driveway makes more sense now.
Pres
FYI, lying causes wrinkles.
Me
OMG, fine.
Pres
Fine…what??!!
Me
We’re…doing stuff.
Pres
Merc, we’re not in middle school. I’m gonna need you to define WTF “stuff” means.
My eyes drift over to the bathroom suite where Asher is taking a shower, and I try to decide just how much to share with my big sister.
Me
Okay, but you cannot tell Hendrix.
