I glanced at the clock.Had it really been two hours?I squinted to see the time.
How about that?It’d been two hours.
“Okay, fine.I’ll tell you.”I tried for a serious tone.“It was a dark and stormy night…”
“It was October,” Jonah corrected.
“Fine.It was a dark night—”
“Better.”
“I walked in, got interrogated by this cute fairy girl at the front desk.She ticked off the rules on her fingers, then had some guy pat me down.”
Jonah grunted.“That’s no fair.I want some guy to patmedown.”
“I thought you said Dav—”
Jonah covered Tiffany’s mouth.“Hush it.Jamie’s telling us a story.”
The three of us giggled, but I forged through.“After I changed, I was taken back down to the main floor, where I was told to wait for Master Edge.”
“Mmmm.Master Edge sounds hot,” Jonah whispered harshly.
“So hot,” Tiffany agreed.
“I didn’t say what he looked like.”
Jonah sighed.“Who cares?I think anyone with the name Master is hot.”
“His name’s Gregory Edge,” I clarified.“He goes by Edge.”
Jonah waved me off.“Quit ruining my fantasy.”He turned his hand over and fluttered his fingers in a move that said keep going.
“Anyway.”I looked up at the ceiling again.“He took me to the dungeon first.We watched a scene.A woman tied to a spanking bench.”
“Did it make your ass hurt just to watch her?”Jonah asked, hopeless wonder in his tone.
“It was interesting,” I admitted.“But I found myself completely distracted by Master Edge.”
I peered over when neither of them said anything.“What?”
They were both staring at me, their mouths agape.
Jonah flittered those fingers again.“Keep going.”
“Yes.Right.”I turned my attention back to the ceiling.“Then Master Cav appeared.He’s a friend of Edge’s.We started talking, then the three of us went back up to the bar.No alcohol there, by the way.But that was okay.”
Jonah made a sound like brakes squealing.“Back it up, sista.Tell us what this Master Cav looked like.”
“Hot.”I smiled to myself.“He’s a cowboy, complete with hat and Wranglers.”My voice took on a dreamy note.“Tall.Blond hair, pretty blue eyes.Lots and lots of muscles.”I looked over at them.“Did I mention he took his shirt off?”
“You haven’t mentioned much of anything,” Jonah said with a snort.
I continued to relay how we had chatted, but I purposely omitted the discussion about sharing.I still wasn’t sure I wanted to give them that much information.I moved on to the part of the story where I took Master Edge aside, told him what I wanted.
“Seriously?”Tiffany asked.She was sitting up now, her back pressed against the sofa, her long hair tickling my arm.“You topped from the bottom?”
The three of us laughed.“I don’t think that’s what I did.I told him I needed a moment to be candid.”