Page 78 of My Never
“Come on, let’s get the watering done and feed the fish so we don’t have to do it in the dark if we stay out late.”
She nods, and we take care of business.
27
Ava
Sydney and Colin show up earlier than thirty minutes. Colin parks behind Mark’s truck.
“Do you have a spare or a replacement?”
“It’s a brand new one. I’ll grab another in town tomorrow and switch the other out for a spare.”
“Who do you think did it?” Sydney asks.
“Eric,” I answer quietly. Sydney and Colin’s heads whip my direction.
“He asked her for another chance yesterday, and she turned him down. I’m suspecting he came here this morning to talk to her but saw my truck here. We heard tires squealing while we were occupied in the kitchen but didn’t see who it was.” As soon as he says “occupied” he blushes, noticing his slip.
“Holy crap,” Colin exclaims. Sydney looks over at me with a look of amusement since she caught on quickly to what “occupied” meant. A blush creeps up my neck and cheeks. Colin notices and presses his lips together to bite back laughter.
“Well, I’ll say it!” Sydney exclaims, reveling in our embarrassment. “You think he got a good show through the living room window?”
I laugh nervously, and my stomach sinks at the thought that he may have been watching us. Mark pulls me into his side and kisses the top of my head.
“No, I don’t think he got a good view since we were mostly clothed, but he sure as hell heard a good one.”
“That’s just awesome!” I exclaim, and they all laugh hard. Sydney walks closer and pulls me into a comforting hug. “Just think, now he knows what a real orgasm from you sounds like. Let him stew on that for the rest of his miserable life.”
I bite my lip and chuckle back against her shoulder. She’s right. Prude status no longer applicable. She and I go inside while the guys do their thing and chat with a glass of wine.
“So?” she asks me curiously. “How was the parent meet, not to mention all the shenanigans outside of Eric?” Sydney waggles her brows for emphasis.
“Everything went really well. I actually really like his parents. As for the shenanigans…they’re freaking amazing.”
“Knew it! Now you know how I felt with you, Jane, and Holly crawling down my throat for deets on Colin! You aren’t getting out of this one bit, Ava Venturini!”
“Have you guys ever tried a butt plug yet?”
“On him or me?” she asks, giggling hard.
I drop my head to my hands, my shoulders shaking along with my laugh. I have no words for that one, so I point at her.
“Oh, yes. I have a pretty, sparkly, green-gemmed ass to match my eyes.” We both cackle at that.
“Mine’s pink to match one of his favorite shades of lipstick on me. It looks good in blacklight.” We continue chuckling, but then I get serious.
“No, but seriously now. Have you tried one that vibrates with a remote?”
Sydney’s eyes widen with curiosity. I’ll take that as a no.
“Girl, you’re missing out. I think it might be one of my new favorite things.”
“Really? Don’t gatekeep. Show me.” We get up and sneak back to the bedroom like a couple of teenage girls running off with a swiped smutty novel from a mom’s stash.
I pull it out of the drawer and hand it over to her while snickering when her eyes go wide.
“Don’t worry, we cleaned it well, but you gotta feel the vibration on this shit.”
