Page 15 of Ruin The Friendship

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It was good, we went to The Black Rooster

Me

You’re kidding me, right?

Lydia

Nope, your dad said he wanted to try it

Me

You went to my favorite place without me?????

I’m hurt

Lydia

It’s not my fault! Your dad wanted to go, and he said every time he comes here, you end up going somewhere else!

Me

We’re going as soon as I get back. I’ve been craving it for weeks, but when I suggest it, you always say, “No, Fletch, I’m not really in the mood for The Black Rooster”

How. Dare. You.

Lydia

Calm down. You’re fine.

Me

There’s a crack in my heart now, and it’s all your fault, Lydi-bug.

Lydia

Jeez, you’re dramatic.

Me

How would you feel if I went to your favorite place without you? And with your parents?

Lydia

Well, first off, you’d never be caught dead alone with my parents. Second, you hate Thai.

Me

Again, I’m hurt.

But you’re also not wrong.

Lydia

My point stands.

I’ll make it up to you

Me

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