Page 93 of Whisper Sweet Nothings
Perhaps you should start tracking what you eat. You are clearly intolerant to many things.
Bridger
I find him intolerable, so it makes sense.
Rafe
Clark
Agreed. You can’t spend your life squeezing your ass cheeks together and running to a shitter.
Axel
Little Mills just woke me up to go take yet another piss, because she has the world’s smallest bladder.
My brother and Wren had gotten a puppy a few months back, and he loved to tell us how many times a night he woke up with Millie.
Rafe
Two little wieners in one house is a lot to handle.
Axel
Hey. They didn’t call me Well Hung Chadwick on the football team for no reason.
I do not remember that being your handle.
Easton
Wait. Why were you asking if we were up, Archie?
Bridger
Do you have the shits, too?
Rafe
At least he has the good toilet if he does.
Clark
Tell us what’s going on.
Axel
Is Melody okay?
I’d filled them all in earlier about what had happened at school this afternoon, and they’d all texted separately and checked in several times.
She seems to be doing okay.
Bridger
Do not make me go down to the school and supervise my girl.
Rafe
What are you going to do? Buy the little bully a shitter?
