Clark
Please.
Easton
Give it to us.
Axel
Absolutely.
Bridger
She’s hot. He’s horny. It’s a terrifying combination.
I didn’t notice her looks. She’s my fucking nanny.
Easton
So you can’t tell us if she’s hot?
I haven’t noticed.
Bridger
You’ve got two eyes. You definitely noticed.
I’m done with this conversation. Axel, let Wren know that Winnie will be bringing Melody to her riding lesson today after school.
Axel
Winnie. Good name.
Rafe
I love Winnie the Pooh. Speaking of Poo, I tried the turbo clean on the new toilet and let’s just say it’s equal parts fabulous and terrifying.
Bridger
I don’t fuck with the turbo setting.
Easton
He has a sensitive ass.
Axel
I’ll let Wren know Winnie’s coming today.
Clark
That’s what she said. Sorry. Couldn’t resist.
Rafe
Just wait till the new nanny sits on your fancy shitter. She’ll never want to leave.
I set my phone down and chuckled. Rafe had introduced us to the world’s best toilet several months ago, and I couldn’t deny that it had changed the whole bathroom experience for me. But we spent far too much time talking about the shitter.