Page 30 of Single Dad Sundays

KnotMyProblem: I TOLD you there was something going on

KnotMyProblem: But does anyone ever believe me? No.

xVerity: You do tend to embellish the details quite a bit, Knot.

KnotMyProblem: Embellishing the details doesn't mean lying, xV

KnotMyProblem: It means making the truth BETTER

xVerity: Uh huh.

KnotMyProblem: And FYI, I never embellished the details about that weird author takeover a couple months ago

KnotMyProblem: That was weird enough without me making anything up

TeenDad2: So are you gonna answer the question, Glit?

Gwynning: I think I heard the sound of an engine powering up

Gwynning: He might have left for the moon

KnotMyProblem: WHAT

KnotMyProblem: Gwynn, did you give him the keys to the rocket?

Gwynning: Nope

KnotMyProblem: Then that bastard learned how to hotwire a spaceship

KnotMyProblem: We have no choice but to do what's right and become the space police

KnotMyProblem: Gwynn, come. Everywhere but our planet needs us.

TeenDad2: LOL

Gwynning: How about you become the space police? I'll stay on earth and run dispatch for you

KnotMyProblem: Nope, sorry. This screwball cop needs a straitlaced officer partner. We'll have TD run dispatch

KnotMyProblem: Harley can be our SVU

xVerity: What about me?

KnotMyProblem: You'll be the… police chief

xVerity: I can get behind that.

Gwynning: In all seriousness, do you guys think Glit is okay?

KnotMyProblem: Yes. Either that or a bobbitt worm got him

TeenDad2: ??? it's been like over a year since we were in Fiji

KnotMyProblem: I know

KnotMyProblem: It's a worm, TD

KnotMyProblem: It can't exactly hop in the plane and take a taxi from the airport to get to Glit's place. It had to travel across the ocean and through the sewers until it could strike from his toilet bowl