Page 175 of Right Man, Right Time
So instead of turning toward him, I type him back.
Ollie:What happened to no distractions?
Silas:Can’t a guy tell his girlfriend he thinks she’s pretty?
Ollie:Not when she’s trying to pay attention in class. This might be how you acted when you were in school back in the day, but not me.
Silas:Using the term “back in the day” will get you spanked, and you text me all the time from class, so don’t try to be Miss Studious just because I’m here.
Ollie:Threatening me with a spanking? Oh no, I’m shivering in my boots.
Silas:I can taste your sarcasm it’s so heavy.
Ollie:Do you really think a spanking is a punishment? You know I only get wetter when you slap my ass.
Silas:Fine . . . then your punishment will be no fellatio.
Ollie:Ew, don’t use the term fellatio. God, Grandpa.
Silas:I’m surprised you even knew what that was. Fine, no sucking my cock.
Ollie:That’s fine. I can handle that.
Silas:Liar. You’re itching to blow me right now.
Ollie:You’re vulgar.
Silas:LOL. Says the girl who tells me to fill her with my cum every goddamn time we’re together.
Ollie:That’s not vulgar. That’s just an honest request.
Silas:I love how you’re able to run circles around the truth. Truly inspiring.
Ollie:I’m studying to be a journalist after all. We have to run around the truth a bit.
Silas:Studying to be a journalist? Seems more like you’re occupied with texting your extremely hot boyfriend.
Ollie:Yes, my extremely hot boyfriend who is thirty-one and sitting in a college class because he’s so attached to me that he can’t spare a moment without smelling my pheromones.
Silas:Is that what the oniony smell is?
I gasp and poke him in the side, causing him to laugh, drawing some attention from the students around us. Silas adjusts his glasses and sinks lower into his chair.
I see him type away on his phone, and I try to pay attention to what the professor is saying, but it’s no use as another text from him pops up.
Silas:You’re going to get yourself thrown out of class. Is that the goal?
Ollie:The goal is to pay attention, but you’re distracting me.
Silas:It’s because I like you, and I think you’re cute.
Ollie:We would never have been able to be in class together if we were the same age.
Silas:We wouldn’t even be talking to each other if we were the same age.
Ollie:Why do you say that?
Silas:I was a dweeb in college. Didn’t have dick piercings, which I know is a huge plus for you. Barely had any tattoos, and my head was shaved.
