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Savory oatmeal

Jellied moose nose

Oreos

Pierogi

Gazpacho

Deep-fried Snickers

Deep-fried butter

Mock crab

Actual crab

Oysters

Rocky Mountain oysters

Canned bread

Dental floss

Tums

Everything McDonald’s has ever served

Ditto KFC

And Dairy Queen

Popcorn

Lutefisk

Alllllllll the sushi

Except fugu

Leeks

Beets

Neeps

A paperclip

Thread

Pez

Peas

CHAPTER EIGHT

When in doubt, double down.“I have a discerning palate! Super-duperdiscerning.”