"I thought you were hungry?" I protest, equally desperate to begin that portion of our evening but not wanting her to be hungry.
"Maddox," Dottie whines, glaring at me impatiently. "I will not think twice about fucking you in front of these capybaras."
No need to tell me twice. I scoop her over my shoulder fireman-style, wave my wand at the tree, and off we go.
"Time to meet the wizard, Dottie."
"Oh, God, please stop calling it that!" Dottie protests.
Her peals of laughter make me chuckle as we whoosh through the portal and land at the mouth of the cave. "I love you, Dottie Boncharme."
"I love you, my wonderful wizard of Oz."
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