Page 124 of Finding Hayes

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I named my kid after the dude, so obviously, I agree.

King

Well, since we’re sharing. I tasted Demi’s breast milk yesterday. It’s not for me.

What the actual fuck are you talking about?

King

I went to see the baby. You know, the cuter, nicer Hayes. LOL. Anyway, she has breast milk in the refrigerator, and Romeo told me he tried it, so I wanted to see if I liked it.

River

Of course,you did.

Romeo

I was laughing my ass off because he got all quiet after. Like he’d seen Demi’s boobs.

King

I had to process the fact that I drank the milk that came from her teat.

Nash

You are one crazy fucker.

River

Let’s bring it back to Hayes. What can we do for you, brother?

You could not bring it back to Hayes. That would make me happy.

Romeo

Not possible. If you’re in a bad place, we’re all in a bad place.

King

Agreed. I don’t thrive when one of us is off. It kills my mood.

River

Listen. Swallow your pride and call her. Don’t do a chickenshit text. Pick up the goddamn phone and call your wife.

Romeo

I agree with River on this one.

King

You want me to call her and feel her out for you?

No. I want you to not get involved. Can you do that for me?

Nash

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