Page 87 of Finding Hayes
I think this is the first time in the history of our group text chain that Hayes has started the conversation.
Romeo
What’s up, brother?
I’m in love with my wife.
Nash
Are you just now realizing this?
I’m just now telling you assholes so you stop giving me a hard time.You were right.
King
Boom. It’s about fucking time, you clueless motherfucker.
I’ll let that slide because I’m in agreement with you.
Romeo
Sorry. I blacked out for a minute. Has Hayes been kidnapped? Does someone have his phone?
Nash
LOL. This is a lot to process. How about we ask him something no one else would know to make sure that it’s him?
River
What are King’s three fears?
Everyone on the planet knows that by now. Bees. Clowns. White vans.
King
Why the fuck would we go there? How about something that will make it more obvious that it’s him?
Romeo
I can’twait for this.
King
I didn’t sleep at all last night because I’m trying to put a baby in my wife.
I will come over there and put your fucking head in the toilet and flush until your perfectly coifed hair is covered in toilet water and you can’t breathe. Do not talk about putting a baby in my sister again, motherfucker.
Nash
It’s definitely him.
King
So glad you’re safe, brother.
Romeo
This is Hayes in love. He’s softer already, isn’t he?
