Page 94 of Drive Me Crazy
Blake:
No, no, no. Of course I love her. I think I’ve been in love with her since she made me watch an hour of YouTubevideos about snacks. But I would’ve preferred to have told her in person rather than … well, this way.
Jack:
Did she make you watch the one comparing European candies to American ones?
Blake:
All three episodes.
Jack:
He’s truly in love then, ladies and gents. Those videos are mind-numbingly brutal.
Poppy:
But I feel like you should just roll with the moment, ya know? Keep talking about how you love her and all that cute stuff.
Blake:
Right now?
Jack:
Why not? The cat’s already out of the bag. Just pretend we’re not here and that millions of people aren’t going to hear this.
Blake:
